The week in comment

Hey folks..

So what bs is coming our way these last few days, lets run through it!

ENTERTAINMENT
Big Brother is over.
Man, how much is this show getting shittier and shittier, I dont think I can take another series, can you? Davina pulling the same faces with the same mock enthusiasm when deep down I think she knows its on the crap slide. Brian won, who cares? Whoever gets papped the most and gets into the mags is the real winner...just ask Jade Goody.

WORLD NEWS
10 years since Diana's death.
Yes, 10 years since Diana died (was killed, depending on who you listen to!). LET IT GO MAN! I mean, can we just let it be. Diana was no angel, she had it good dont let anyone kid you and if she would just have stayed away from mini me Dodi then the 'Firm' would not have had to....anyway, enough of conspiracies!

UK NEWS
Under 10's suspected of comitting 3000 crimes in last year.
Only 3000? Shit, just in my neighbourhood alone you mean! What do you expect these days, just look at some of the housing estates, 15 year old moms spitting out mini hoodies all over the place...the welfare state has a lot to answer for. Give me an A, give me an S, give me a B, give me an O!

BUSINESS
Somebody is trying to buy Sainsburys.
Who really gives a shit, you dont have to tell me! Some fat cats will coin a few billion but your spuds and chickens will still cost the same and the poor fucking farmers will still be getting shafted!

SCI/TECH
Shaolin Monk sues Japanese Ninja
What a quality story! A Japanesee person has claimed on the internet that one of their Ninja's took on the Shaolin Monks and chop sueyd there asses. The Monks have taken offence and are now suing the chap! What happened to Samurai's at dawn and flying about roof tops and in the trees..

SPORT
Man United players bed 5 hookers
Now this is my kinda extra time! Ronaldo hosted a party at his 'Playball' mansion (did you like that?) for some of his team...oh, and 5 hookers from Leeds (Can you change a £20 girls?)...one said. 'they were not very nice, they just put us into the positions they wanted' yuk yuk...you wont see that at Beckingham Palace!

HEALTH
Children suffering stress before starting school
Have they only just realised this in 2007, fuck sake, of course they are stressed...they are about to get nits, learn swear words, get into trouble from a teacher, get bullied, fall in the playground, get sick and a whole host of other shit I need not mention...who pays for these 'studies'. Slap them!